New column up at the Harlan Daily. It's about erogenous zones, getting choked up over dogs, and the benefits of pain. Or what Dirty calls, "Friday nights."

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YOU'RE doin' it wrong.

was the movie "I am legend?" That one got me. chin quivered, eyes welled up.  


Holy crap, it was awful! I was like a woman! I blame sara's dogs!  


[virtual hug]

i understand, brother.  


Uh, is that your virtual hand on my virtual ass?  


no.

[virtual wink]  


[virtual vomit]  


Remember homunculus from Psych. class?

Here's a link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Sensory_and_motor_homunculi.jpg

Don't get excited, Patch readers. It is not a porn site. I know you you all love porn sites.  


There's only one of me.  


Double the pleasure, double the fun.  


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